Meeting a wolf on hole three…

golf wolf

Ok, so it wasn’t quite like this, but our reaction to seeing an enormous wolf 125 yards from our golf cart wasn’t nearly as smooth, organized or as cool as when we saw a black bear (see that here). The elk and deer are back in town for the fall season and with them follow the larger predators. A young elk nearly side swiped one of our carts as we enjoyed a morning on the Stanley Thompson golf course. A moment later I looked to my right and saw a beautiful male wolf circling around us. At first the sheer awesomeness of it took me aback and I immediately reached for my iPhone to talk a snap. It was only after I realized it was looking for that elk calf and now potentially was sizing us up as a meal that I got worried. Amidst some screaming and panicky back and forths in the golf carts, we did get our act together. There is lots of literature out there for what to do when one encounters elk or bear but precious little about wolves (probably due to the fact that it is incredibly rare to get close to one). What follows then is our field tested advice on what to do when meeting a wolf on hole three: Immediately get together. Make lots of noise. Get into your golf carts and drive side by side AWAY from the wolf. Brandish a three wood if convenient.

Oh, and by popular request, here’s the photo:

wolf

A good start to the day

fruity kiss

And yes, I do realize how lucky I am to still get the kiss at school drop-off….

Back to School Thoughts – Part 2

why science

Pretty much word for word…

A walk in the park…

bear walk

A brilliant walk at Stanley Glacier was punctuated with a unique crossing not 15 feet in front of us. I’m pleased to say no one panicked, the dog was on the leash and the big brute wasn’t interested in us. A walk in the park takes on a whole different meaning…

A few observations from the first month of summer

Back from a month long sojourn with some sketches to share. A broken clavicle was NOT the best way to kick things off… collarbone But some of us were more concerned than others about recovery… zonedout I didn’t really do this (see below) but it had been one of those tough days where it felt like we were just trying to fill the time and summer had just started, so yeah, I did feel a bit like I was in a much more comfortably appointed prison sentence… oneweekdown Visits with one’s cousin can lead to phrases I never thought I’d utter towards my son… highheelsrun Early morning runs can wreak havoc with one’s anatomy…groinshurt

Getting old…

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getting old

The pains of puberty and school forms

This form came home from school and, being an art kind of guy, I was immediately hit by the accompanying illustration. Stock art. Generic. Meaningless. Creepy.

puberty

If I was a kid, not only would the content of the form freak me out, so would the picture. Why a family? Why are they all swimming? Why are they all smiling except the little girl? Nope, no good. So, I came up with three better ideas that I’d love to see accompany a future form. Check them out:

pubertyC

pubertyB

pubertyA

Walking under bears

underablackbearWhat is it with me and the wildlife here?

Early Grave…

early grave

You don’t have to ask me twice!

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have a hug